TardiGeddon

Tiny. Indestructible. Armed.

A turn-based artillery game starring the toughest animals on Earth. Lob spore bazookas, call down raindrop strikes, drop a Concrete Tun on your mates and swing across the map on a silk rope. Against the computer, round one device, or online.

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  • Free
  • No ads
  • No download
  • Never pay-to-win

Plays in your browser on computers, phones and tablets. Android app coming soon.

  • 29 weapons
  • 7 map styles
  • 8 game styles
  • 10 teams in a match
  • 6 languages
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A deep shaft blasted through the ground, with a tardigrade standing at the bottom of it.

Blow up the scenery

Every blast takes a bite out of the map. Mind the wind, bounce grenades round corners, set off mines and brine drums, or skip the subtlety and drop a Concrete Tun: it smashes down through the ground, slamming six times on the way.

A Sky Realms map.
A Spires map.
A Canyon map.
A Caverns map.

A new world every match

7 kinds of map, from floating Sky Realms to tunnel-riddled Caverns and towering Spires, each one different every time. Rain, snow, sunshine, fog and storms roll in (and once in a blue moon, a tornado that scatters everyone). Seasonal worlds turn up for Halloween, winter, summer and more.

Swing on a silk rope

Fire the Silk Rope, swing, let go and fire it again: it gets you anywhere. Or play Rope Race, where nobody fights and the fastest run to the flag wins.

The team emblem builder: a cupcake on a blue cloud, with rows of shapes, pictures, colours and patterns to choose from.

Make the team yours

Name your team and every tardigrade, pick a colour and a hat, and build an emblem from over a million combinations. Unlock skins, aim styles, explosion effects, victory dances and gravestones, and show them off to everyone you play.

  • Water Bears
  • Moss Mob
  • Lichen Legion
  • Puddle Pack
  • Tun Troop
Target Smash: a row of target tardigrades along a hilltop, waiting to be popped.

A new challenge every day

Target Smash and Rope Race: the same map for everyone, every day. Sign in to post your best run, and see how you stack up. Every score is checked by playing the run back on our server, so no cheating.

Win with style

Tardigrades taunt, make excuses and shout their last words before they curl up and pop. Win, and your team dances in the confetti. Then see who did the damage, share the result, or watch the winning shot again.

The game on a phone held sideways, with big touch buttons for moving, aiming, jumping and firing.
An online room with its five-letter code, three teams and a Start match button.

Play anywhere, with anyone

Touch controls on phones and tablets, keyboard and mouse on computers. Take on the computer (Super easy, Easy, Normal, Hard, Expert), pass one device round for battles of up to 10 teams, or play online: Quick play finds you a match, or make a room and send your friends the code.

29 ways to ruin someone's day

  • Spore Bazooka
  • Pebble Grenade
  • Algae Cluster
  • Pollen Pinball
  • Mega Spore
  • Spore Swarm
  • Water Balloon
  • Gloop Bomb
  • Earthworm Drill
  • Gale Gourd
  • Leech Lobber
  • Mortar Pod
  • Homing Spore
  • Rotifer Roller
  • Bacteria Bomb
  • Hot Sap Bomb
  • Acid Rain
  • Sticky Dynamite
  • Cyanobloom Cloud
  • Claw Shotgun
  • Raindrop Strike
  • Fire Punch
  • Silk Rope
  • Leaf Parachute
  • Twig Girder
  • Teleport
  • Holy Water Droplet
  • Concrete Tun
  • Microscope Slide Slam

Gold ones are superweapons: find them in crates, or switch them on in the game settings. What does each one do?

Fair and friendly

Free, with no ads

Every map, mode and weapon is free to play. No adverts, no tracking, no account needed.

Never pay-to-win

Coins only buy looks. Weapons unlock with Slime, which you earn by playing and can never buy.

Safe to play online

No chat, names checked for anything rude or personal, and Report and Block on every player.

Made for everyone

Easy on the eyes

A colour-blind palette with a symbol for each team, high contrast, calmer effects and bigger text.

Your controls

Change every key and button, swap the touch buttons round, or tap to fire instead of holding.

Your language

English, Español, Português (Brasil), Deutsch, Français, 日本語.

Coming soon

TardiGeddon for Android

The whole game as an app on Google Play, with the same account, stats and unlocks as the browser. Until then, it plays great in your phone’s browser.

The game on a phone held sideways, with big touch buttons for moving, aiming, jumping and firing.

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